AI roasts. Posted forever.

THEIR LIFE.NO FILTER.

Turn your favorite person's photos, texts, and bad decisions into a brutal, personalized mini-book or 60-second video roast. Built for the reveal. Made for the group chat.

$19 · Same-day digital delivery · No subscription

A Roastbook keepsake reveal
Volume 001
Private preview

THIS IS
YOUR LIFE.
NO FILTER.

Roastbook10 pages of receipts
Not a book.
A brutal time capsule.

Same day

For last-minute legends, not three-week shipping windows.

Your rules

Choose the heat. Keep private details out of bounds.

Made to post

A reveal-ready keepsake built for the camera roll.

The process

BUILD THE
REVEAL.

Bring the receipts. Roastbook handles the narrative arc, punchlines, pacing, and the final polished format.

  1. 01

    Upload the evidence

    Add photos, screenshots, voice-note transcripts, and the stories everyone still quotes.

  2. 02

    Set the damage

    Choose the format, pick a tone, and flag the lines no one gets to cross.

  3. 03

    Post the aftermath

    Get a private preview, make one revision, then unleash the finished roast.

The 10-page mini-book

YOUR FAVORITE
BAD DECISIONS.
BOUND TOGETHER.

A private, sharply designed digital keepsake that gives every legendary choice the context it deserves.

Start the roast

10 PAGES

A beginning, a downfall, and all the receipts in between.

ONE REVEAL

Watermarked exports that make it easy to post the reaction, not the private details.

Brutal, not careless

SAVAGE WITH
GUARDRAILS.

Private by default

Your uploads stay inside the roast you commissioned. The reveal is yours to share.

You call the tone

Set the heat, add custom notes, and mark the subjects that are permanently off the menu.

Questions, answered

BEFORE YOU
PRESS SEND.

R

Ready when the receipts are

GIVE THEM A STORY
THEY CAN'T LIVE DOWN.

Start a roast